Grateful for Slack-Assery

I'm not going to go all soft on anybody, and be all, like, Oprah. Yeah, we all know we have it good, and in celebration, my fat-ass gift to you: Two Ingredient Pumpkin Cake. I'm grateful I can be lazy and fat and use cheats on already-prepared food.



Two-Ingredient Pumpkin Cake with Apple Cider Glaze

For the Cake:
1 Yellow Cake Mix
1 15 ounce can of pumpkin puree

For the Glaze:
1-1/2 cups powdered sugar
3 Tablespoons apple cider
3/4 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice

Empty the contents of the boxed cake mix and pumpkin puree into a large bowl. Using a hand-mixer or stand mixer beat until well incorporated. The batter will be very thick, but will come together nicely.Pour batter into a greased 7 x 11 X 2 pan. This is the small, rectangular-sized pan from your Pyrex set. You know, the set you had to have when you got married and rarely ever used all the pieces. Finally, you have a use for it.Bake at 350 degrees for 28 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Do not overbake.
Let cool for 5-10 minutes in the pan, then flip onto a platter.

Make the glaze while you're waiting.Combine powdered sugar, apple cider and pumpkin pie spice. Glaze should be thick but pourable. Add more sugar or cider if needed. Pour over the cake while still warm. Reserve some to pour over each slice when served.

Serve warm or room temperature.


Oh, and by the way, I'm grateful for copy and paste, so's I could be even lazier and not have to type out my slackass recipe from whence I stole it.

Happy Thanksgiving, Bitches.